Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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