I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you never un-have a 4some
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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