so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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