She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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