Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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