How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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