I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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