R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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