it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I can't trust your balls anymore.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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