My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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