Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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