I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Randomize
