just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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