I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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