Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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