Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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