I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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