just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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