You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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