I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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