He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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