Barsexuality is the new black.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I am available for nakedness
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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