ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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