we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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