Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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