i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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