And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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