They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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