you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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