we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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