11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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