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what?
penguin condom
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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