I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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