Dual....:-)
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Randomize
