Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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