dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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