what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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