im about as happy as oj after his trial
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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