You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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