And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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