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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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