Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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