Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm having to shit out rocks
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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