i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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