My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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