careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
