i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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