I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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