Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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