these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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