When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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