Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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